Laugh... I fucking DARE you.

I’m back. Who missed me?

[ooc]

askcatmedic:

remarkablerussian:

askcatmedic:

star-spangled-soldier:

askcatmedic:

star-spangled-soldier:

Alexis? *smiles and takes his helmet off, holding it to his chest* Pleasure to meet you, ma’am.

Se pleasure is mine. *she holds her hand out to shake* It is alvays nice to meet someone new, ja?

Well, not really new. *He holds her hand gently and kisses it* Been here for quiet a while, just hiding.

*she stiffens, face turning red at the gentlemanly gesture*
Uh… Ja… I vas like sat for a vhile also… 

*coughcough* enemy *coughcoughflee*

You ah not very subtle…
*grumbles and rolls her eyes*
Also, I have a boyfriend… 

Oh- I didn’t mean to start anything, Ma’am! *chuckles light* I am too old to be flirting around as is. I apologize.

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demolicionescubano:

star-spangled-soldier:

demolicionescubano:

star-spangled-soldier:

demolicionescubano:

AMERICAN, SOLDIER! SPEAK IT!

Lo sentimos, no hablo Inglés. -smirks-

*grabs him by his collar and lifts him up* Excuse me?

Aiy aiy, hold it up there Uncle Sam. -holds his hands up submissively- Jeeze, I speak perfectly fine English. Holy titty-fuckin’ christ, imagine if you found out I’m an illegal.. .. oh wait, did I just say that out loud~? -fakes concern and grins a bit- Sorry.

*Eyes widen at this and he starts shaking the demoman*

ILLEGAL?! I SHOULD SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR MEXICAN ASS AND KICK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK HOME!

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thegreatfirequeenkit:

Hello!

*salutes*

GREETINGS, MAGGOT!

askcatmedic:

star-spangled-soldier:

askcatmedic:

star-spangled-soldier:

Alexis? *smiles and takes his helmet off, holding it to his chest* Pleasure to meet you, ma’am.

Se pleasure is mine. *she holds her hand out to shake* It is alvays nice to meet someone new, ja?

Well, not really new. *He holds her hand gently and kisses it* Been here for quiet a while, just hiding.

*she stiffens, face turning red at the gentlemanly gesture*
Uh… Ja… I vas like sat for a vhile also… 

*lets her hand go with a tender smile* I come and go. Nothing really happens much anyways. 

reddeadsoldier:

star-spangled-soldier ha contestado a tu foto

[Oh. Oh my. What did I come back to?! What happened to Jjason?]

(PSTD Attack.)

[Oh dear. Poor Jjason.]

- Kisses Ben on the cheek, her face lighting up a delicate shade of pink. - ://>
Anonymous

*Blinks* Oh, um. Alright then. At ease, soldier?

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demolicionescubano:

star-spangled-soldier:

demolicionescubano:

AMERICAN, SOLDIER! SPEAK IT!

Lo sentimos, no hablo Inglés. -smirks-

*grabs him by his collar and lifts him up* Excuse me?

Beeeeennnnn~ -she hugs him happily;

Mora!! *Happily picks her up and spins her around.* How have you been, sweetheart?